2012年1月22日 星期日

25 USES FOR A BUS TICKET (ORAL TEST)

  • bookmarker

  • roll into a tube to clean your ear

  • rollinto a tube to pick your nose

  • roll into tight ball and through it at someone

  • to do a bus journey

  • chew it when you run outta gum

  • tear it into miniscule pieces when bored

  • lick it and stick it over a spot to hide spot

  • use it to wrap up your chewing gum

  • a keepsake of the lovely bus journey

  • an historical memento, keep for fifty years

  • collect hundreds and use as wallpaper

  • roll into ball, attach to string and play with cat

  • roll seveal into balls, preferably different colours and play 

  • marbles

  • jot down telephone number

  • make one end pointed, attach to stick and use as flag

  • use as a filter for rolled cigarette

  • stick on nose for a sun protecter

  • moisten and stick over eye to refresh, like cucumber

  • cellotape to end of your dogs tail and watch the fun

  • give to hamster to shred for bedding

  • recycle it

  • use it for papiermache

  • roll it up light the end and use to light birthday cake candles

  • stick it up your nose to make your voice sound different.